I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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