I didn't shave. On purpose
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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