meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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