Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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