You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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