So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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