I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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