How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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