The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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