The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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