It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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