...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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