The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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