Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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