yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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