i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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