Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just googled if crying burns calories
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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