i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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