Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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