I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She announced her abortion via fbk
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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