You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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