How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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