I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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