Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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