She said her name was "party"
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We have started to decorate penises.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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