It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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