So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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