i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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