No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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