I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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