Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He better not be in your backpack
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
