his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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