Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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