I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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