it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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