yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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