On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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