Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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