5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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