Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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