oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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