I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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