My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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