When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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