Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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