What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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