ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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