I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
