All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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