Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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