im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
COCAINE IS GR8
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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