Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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