we have officially lost it.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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