I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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